The new collars...

So, my wonderful Goofy rolled in human poop for the umpteenth time this summer and ruined yet another collar. People always say, "You can always wash it." And I'm thinking, "Are you f*cking kidding? You want that in your washing machine?" So, once again, it's time to buy new collars for the dogs. Here is my next acquisition from 3 Dirty Dawgz: